These will make you chuckle!

It all started with this text from regular listener, Jim:

"Morning Paula, I'm surprised we haven't had a barber shop called Head Shearin, it would be such a good name! There used to one in Dublin 6 called Curl up and Dye!" - Jim

Well, look what you started, Jim! Here are some of the most clever and witty business names listeners of The Early Breakfast have come across on their travels:

  • Twomey, to you transport!
  • Frying Nemo chipper
  • Pane in the Glass windows!
  • The Black Wok in Blackrock
  • Wok and Roll Chinese!
  • Indiana Bones, Temple of Groom dog grooming!
  • Lino Ritchie!!
  • A health  shop called FOR GOODNESS SAKE
  • Soon Phat Chinese in Bray!!
  • Hotdog Van called Jurassic Pork
  • Thai-tanic in Belfast!
  • Nincum Soup!
  • Florist Gump flowers!
  • Planet of the Grapes is an Off Licence in America
  • Paula speaking of off licences... TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD
  • Bread Pitt for a bakery!
  • There's a chipper in Galway called Frydays
  • The Codfather chipper!
  • There's a barbers in Abbeyleix owned by a hurler called Sideline Cuts!
  • In Greystones there is a vehicle recovery company called Camel Tow!
  • My cousin had a hair salon called Crops and Bobbers!
  • My Cod Chipper
  • Big Mickey in Longford!!
  • Fake grass company in Waterford is called Fidel AStro
  • I remember seeing a laundrette years ago in Athenry called The Iron Maidens! 
  • An equine transport company called Only Foals And Horses
  • The chipper in Kilmuckridge is in the old post office and it’s called Oifig an Chip!
  • There’s a double DJ act that go by the name of Amp & Dec. 
  • Shoot My Dog, pet photography, Dublin
  • Dave's stadium seat cushions - beats the sit out of all other seats!!