It sounds like the start of a dodgy joke!

Now, this dolphin wasn't smoking a sneaky fag up an oak when he got stuck or let the Cork Ladies Camogie celebration get out of flipper.

This tree was in the water.

Well done to all involved and we hear that Flipper made his appointment to meet Funghi for scoops.

It's not the first unusual marine spot this week in The Rebel County. This lad was spotted on the Lee.