"I'll bate ye over the head with the guitar!"

This is Gerard Kelly.

Gerard has a deathwish.

He decided to take his life into his own hands but winding up his Mammy about one of her favourite songs. The mother and son were in the car on the way to a wedding in Wexford where Gerard had been asked to sing 'In A Country Churchyard' by Chris De Burgh.

He then proceeded to confess to her that he had forgotten all the words.

She wasn't having ANY of it.

Like, seriously. She fecks him out of it royally!

WARNING: Contains Mammy Swears