"Simon Zebo floating on a Clonakilty black pudding in a swimming pool full of Barry's tea"

So a couple of days back, some harrowing results from a worldwide survey were released. The people from a 'sex positive' app called Lazevva undertook a study to find the sexiest city on the planet, and much to our embarrassment (and anger), Cork City found itself smack bang bottom of the list. Dublin didn't fair to well either at #61.

We've been to Cork many's a time and have to say that we found it very arousing. Not only is it extremely picturesque, it also has given birth to some of Ireland's hottest celebs and sports stars. What about the OHHHHHHHH-hAilpín brothers, Mick Flannery, Cillian Murphy etc.? They also have some alluring animals (the actually do).

The townsfolk of the 'People's Republic' held an emergency committee meeting to reject this preposterous claim, and called upon some of the county's finest exports to go through the reasons their city is indeed the exact opposite. 

The Gift Grub microphones were front row and centre at the rebel meeting, so cue Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime (its more 'j'adore' really)...

Have a listen to the debate in full here: 

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