I did it all by myself.

It’s Oscars Day! Well, the day after but we’re all waking up today to hear who won, who lost, who wore it best... etc.

The Shape Of Water won Best Picture announced by Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty who hit the stage for a second attempt at presenting the Academy Award for Best Picture. After last year’s disaster (who could forget it!) they managed it without a hitch. Hurray! 

Jodie Foster took to the stage to present the Best Actress award alongside Jennifer Lawrence, shufflling out on a pair of crutches.

Asked what happened, she replied: “Streep. She I, Tonya-ed me. But I would prefer not to discuss it.”

Lawrence replied: “She tripped me once.” Good bantz.

It wasn’t Saoirse Ronan’s night, unfortunately, as Best Actress went to Frances McDormand who gave a powerful acceptance speech for Mná na Hollywood.

Allison Janney won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress and gave the shortest speech ever, of just 6 words! Kind of.

“I did it all by myself,” Janney said. As the crowd laughed and cheered, she added, “Nothing further from the truth.”

After thanking her co-stars, Janney also thanked her special co-star: The pet bird that was perched on her shoulder in most scenes of the film.

“To my I, Tonya family. The magnificent Margot Robbie, the fearless Craig, cast and crew, and the bird that elevated my work,” she quipped.


The best dress for me was.... ta-daaah! Look how beautiful Saoirse looks:



Check out Margot Robbie's dress... which took 640 hours to make!!


Best Picture

The Shape Of Water

Best Director

Guillermo del Toro, The Shape of Water

Best Actress

Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Actor

Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour

Best Supporting Actor

Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Best Supporting Actress

Allison Janney, I, Tonya

Best Original Screenplay

Jordan Peele, Get Out

Best Adapted Screenplay

James Ivory, Call Me By Your Name

Best Animated Feature Film


Best Foreign Language Film

A Fantastic Woman

Best Documentary — Feature


Best Documentary — Short Subject

Heaven Is a Traffic Jam on the 405

Best Live Action Short Film

The Silent Child

Best Animated Short Film

Dear Basketball

Best Original Score

Alexandre Desplat, The Shape Of Water

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

Kazuhiro Tsuji, David Malinowski and Lucy Sibbick, Darkest Hour

Best Costume Design

Mark Bridges, Phantom Thread

Best Sound Editing

Richard King and Alex Gibson, Dunkirk

Best Sound Mixing

Mark Weingarten, Gregg Landaker and Gary A. Rizzo, Dunkirk

Best Production Design

Paul Denham Austerberry, Shane Vieau and Jeff Melvin, The Shape Of Water

Best Visual Effects

John Nelson, Gerd Nefzer, Paul Lambert and Richard R. Hoover, Blade Runner 2049

Best Film Editing

Lee Smith, Dunkirk