'Stand in a corner and cry softly' WTF?

Facebook user Kim Marx-Kusczynski was so intrigued with a magazine she saw for sale in a second-hand book store she had to buy it.

The lifestyle magazine was published in 1958 and on the front cover was advertised an article titled, '129 Ways To Get A Husband' 

Kim was so taken aback by the advice given that she had to share it.

And we are so glad that she did.

Here's the majority of this insane list and we've marked some of the more WTF? suggestions:

GET READY TO DEEP DIVE INTO DONALD TRUMP'S BRAIN.

 

And this is the point at which they REALLY start running put of ideas taking the piss: