2018 Has Already Eaten Itself
We're only four months in and 2018 has thrown up the kind of stories that are the stuff of David Lynchian nightmare fuel.
Let's start with this horror.
Justin Bieber must have seen Bey at Coachella and thought I'm gonna get me a piece of that publicity, so obviously he jumped on the Beybus and photoshopped himself onto her body with the caption: "Y’all need to meet my sister Rachel Bieber"
It's had over 3 million likes so he was right in fairness. Still grim.
And if that wasn't enough to induce a sleepless night of strange, try this.
Robbie Williams also posted a photo of himself with what is apparently a tattoo of himself on his chest. It's like an existential midlife crisis Inception tattoo.
Maybe after his revelation that he can longer sing 'Angels' live he will just place the mic to his his stomach and move it as the CD plays?