Crispmas Dinner surely.

Brace yourself.

A crowd in the US have devised a way for you to enjoy a cheesy puff festive feast.

Reynold's Kitchen, who make basting bags have decided that the one thing we are missing from our Christmas dinner is a cheese puff encrusted bird.

What we want to know is where's the Johnnie Onion Rings recipe or even better The Chickatees Christmas Chicken?

Oh wait, a Meanies Turkey! Imagine unveiling THAT on the big day! 

And not only do they have the recipe for the Cheeto's turkey you can also make one with Doritos or your usual corn chips.

Corn fed it ain't. Corn chip covered it is:

If you're interested in either of those abominations you can follow the instructions here