Mallow & Maynooth Prepare Yourselves... Love Island's Adam Is Coming
Yes, SIXTY ONE DATES.
Most bands wouldn’t have a world tour that extensive.
Strike while the Love Island iron is hot.
He’s decided that the two dates for the Irish leg are Mallow and Maynooth.
Are you ready for him to stand around chatting awkwardly?
(Home & Away fans must be raging that he's taking up slots usually filled by Summer Bay's finest)
He divided the audience with his time on the Love Island, but when he left many beagan to feel his loss, like this touching Tweet summarised:
I’m upset that Adam has left. He’s like that fuck boy you have an on and off relationship with and even though he ain’t shit, you still love him #loveisland— IR (@lifeofindyarose) July 5, 2018
Regards the tour, Maia Dunphy said what a lot of us are thinking:
Adam from Love Island is embarking on a 60 day tour. DOING WHAT?! Genuine question. Is he just going to stand in his togs and let people poke him with cocktail straws* or what?!— Maïa Dunphy (@MaiaDunphy) July 12, 2018
* please use paper straws.