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The current Stoke City and former England Striker is a joy to follow on Twitter.

His self-deprecating humour is a real strength that he employs at any given opportunity.

Crouch is no slouch when it comes to owning Twitter. Here's a collection of his finest moments:

 

He never lets up an opportunity to poke fun at himself and especially his 6ft 7" height:

In relation to his signature celebration move, 'The Robot' :

He is gold when it comes to phto ops:

And possibly one of his very best tall stories.