"You're not to look at a single girl"

Most relationships have a set of unwritten rules. Don't get takeaway with out me, you can't watch the next episode until I'm home, etc.

But one woman has taken it a step further and drawn up a contract for her boyfriend, including a list of 22 things he's not allowed to do. 

The list was found in a car after it was traded in to a dealership and it was posted on Twitter. 

Some of the demands include:

  • "You are not to look at a single girl"
  • "If I say jump you say "how high princess?"
  • "You are NEVER to take more than 10 minutes to text me back"

We're pretty speechless on this one.