It'll be hard to top this.

As part of a campaign to prevent people calling the 999 emergency line, Essex Police in the UK released the audio from a lady who was raging about the shrooms she got on her delivery.

"I've been mugged off by my takeaway!"

Wow.

And just to jump on what's left of the 'Love Island' bandwagon you should listen to this with an image of Dani Dyer in your head and Jack face-palming in the background going "OH MY GOD!"