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Fergal D'Arcy Show Listeners Share Their Petty Theft Stories

Our TodayFM colleague Orla was horrified to discover that someone had nicked her lunch from the staf...
Mark Linehan
Mark Linehan

5:05 PM - 9 May 2019



Fergal D'Arcy Show Listeners S...

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Fergal D'Arcy Show Listeners Share Their Petty Theft Stories

Mark Linehan
Mark Linehan

5:05 PM - 9 May 2019



"Hands Off!"

Our TodayFM colleague Orla was horrified to discover that someone had nicked her lunch from the staff fridge during the week.

Thankfully they were caught on CCTV.

We are currently hunting for that work raccoon.

This got The Fergal D'Arcy show team thinking about what ‘petty thefts’ you had endured...

 

A broken hoover and a box of newspapers which I left out for the bin collection a few years ago -  Marie Donegal

Hi Ferg! I was constantly getting my lunch taken. So I decided to do something about it. I dosed my curry with laxatives and chillies. The culprits never touched my curries again! 

My dog was robbed by my neighbour and has had her since maybe 8 years now - Claire in Clare

My communion money was nicked from a St.Anthony prayer book someone at my home nicked it. 20 Irish pounds. Ken in Wicklow.

Hi Ferg. My friend Ash Anderson "borrowed" my book "the greatest poems of the English language" about 7 years ago. She still insists she will give it back. If you wanted to remind her over the airwaves that would be awesome. Terry in Cork

I had a cardigan taken  and when I eventually got it back I had to dump it, because of the coating of dog hair on it, I wasn't happy to say the least!

Hi Fergal, I have a landlord who has the audacity to steal his own tenants food and he is an ex priest, from Gravy

Hi ferg, One off the lads I work with put a trifle in the works fridge for his lunch ,when he went to eat it someone had eaten the top and left the jelly. I still can't believe someone did that! I'm even killing myself laughing just writing this text!

Oh ferg, blow up beds ive bought about 6 in my lifetime my sisters have borrowed em then said they didnt so bought another one for the same thing to happen again. Only realise when I need it! Keira in Sligo

At work somebody  unknown was using my milk. So I brought in a second bottle , laced it with salt and kept my own  in my drawer. They came and told me that my milk was off. I told them in future to ask me to use my milk. Gerard in limavady co. Derry

 

 



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