TOILET HUMOUR

Chart sensation Lewis Capaldi has added a hilarious addition to his merchandise range.

If you've got a spare 9 quid and a sense of humour you can be the proud owner of a 'Lew Roll'.

NUMBER 1 OR 2?

The Scottish singing sensation landed his first ever number one with Someone You Love last month.

After spending 5 weeks at the top of the charts, the musician then joked he was retiring from music to become a porn star. And now his huge fanbase are in stitches once again – after discovering ‘Lew Roll’ on his website.

The hilarious bog roll features hundreds of pictures of the singer’s face – wearing his trademark glasses.

Well that's birthdays and Christmas sorted for Capaldi fans!