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The Queen Is Looking For A New Butler To Help Out In Her Gaff

Mark Linehan
Mark Linehan

4:06 PM - 5 Feb 2019



"Is this where one finds the little people?"

"Is this where one finds the little people?"

If you ever fancied pouring tea for Madge then the perfect job opportunity has come up!

Buckingham Palace have placed an advert for an apprentice Butler to work at the Master of the Household’s Office at Queeny's gaff but you could be asked to travel to her other haunts so travelling must be flexible.

The advert states: 'you'll deliver a hospitality service to the highest standard...you'll learn all the specialist professional skills needed to make sure presentation and delivery is seamless.'

One of the tasks involved is ensuring that you can find a decent show to watch on the television before the dinner goes cold.

Pay isn't exactly a King's ransom. Your starting salary works out at about €23k a year.

If working for The Royals doesn't appeal there are some benefits. You'll get free accommodation and meals and you'll get to hear all the goss from when Madge is b*tching about her kids and grand-kids.

Plus, they're throwing in your transport costs through free lifts.

However, there's a catch...the car is driven by Phillip.

Applications are being taken now on their website

I'd say ye are queuing up! ;-)



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