Nope.
Nope, goodbye, sorry, what the hell, NO.
Dermot & Dave headed Down Under on their holidays a couple of weeks ago.
They've been posting picturesque photos of themselves and their gorgeous families having a blast, living the good life in the sunshine.
Their photos have made us super jealous and a little bit bitter to be honest.
That is until last night, when Dermot posted a video from the house he is staying in, in Sydney.
In the video is the biggest spider we've ever seen and there are a number of things that freak us out about his.
- how calm Dermot's wife Corina is
- how calm Dermot is
- how calm and steady and CLOSE the camera gets
There's only one thing for it, burn that house to the ground and run.
Run and never ever look back.
