“Offaly Sporty Doctor Wins Rose Of Tralee” – was there ever a more rose-like description of a Rose of Tralee?
Huge congrats to this year’s winner, Jennifer Byrne, a lovely and deserving winner. Sporty – check. Doctor – check. Offaly – great. What would your winning headline be? The Early Breakfast listeners made up their own headlines should they ever be crowned the Rose Of Tralee...
These are unlikely, granted - but nothing is impossible! (Except the below. I will eat my hat if any of these actually ever happen.)
Mine would be “Kilkenny Wine Loving, Crocs Wearing, Sea Swimming Chatterbox wins Rose of Tralee”.
- “Tay-drinkin’ mad for tar trucker wins Rose of Tralee!”
- “Carlow lovely-bottomed trucker wins Rose of Tralee!”
- “Ridiculously good-looking hand model from Louth wins ROT”
- “Cork coffee addicted early bird wins ROT”
- “Ed Sheeran-despising narky pants fron Kerry wins ROT”
- “Cork Curry Champ wins ROT”
- “Dublin sleep-deprived, frazzled chocoholic wins ROT”
- “Tired, massive-footed smelly farmer wins ROT”
- “Laois bingo addict crowned Rose of Tralee - winning numbers 2017!”
- “Tipperary tangoing Hendricks enthusiast, queen of high seas wins ROT!”
- “Grumpy odd-sock wearing early-morning hating angry woman wins ROT”
- “Meath Milk Maid wins the Rose of Tralee!”
- “Insomniac Galway crafter sews up the Rose of Tralee!”
- “Clare champion slurry spreading pig farmer wins ROT!”
- “A rossie muck shefting savage digs up a win at ROT!” - JP
- “Offaly tasty bread woman keeps the dough in town by winning the Rose of Tralee!”
- “Pat Kenny lookalike wins Rose of Tralee”
- “The Guinness drinking gingerbread man wins rose of Tralee”
- “Wexford break the mould and win with half wit...”
- “Communion and Confirmation money holder wearing a bin liner from Cavan wins Rose of Tralee!”
- "Dishy Deise Dancing Diana Wins R O T" . Niall in Tipp '
- 'Galway Hooker crowned 2017 Rose, Galway’s first rugby playing beauty crowned the winner!”
- “Darby goal finally forgiven as Offaly win in Kerry!”
- “The Pale's Rose rises above the Green Kingdom to be Dubbed the Rose of Tralee”
- “Scandal as baldy baker with bun in oven wins Rose of Tralee!”
- “Roscommon sheep lover bleats competition to win Rose of Tralee
@sweetpmac maundering mayo sailor swashbuckles in to claim Rose contest.....Larry in Arabia
— Lawrence Kilbane (@dooega76) August 23, 2017
@sweetpmac cow and GAA lovin wicklow rose, with elvis lips ability wins the rose of Tralee 😂
— Joe O'Neill (@stratfordno1) August 23, 2017
@sweetpmac "bloke that just drives a van"wins Rose of Tralee.
— David Brennan (@BallyfermotDave) August 23, 2017
