Calvin Harris took to Twitter last night to drag his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.
After it was alleged that Swift wrote his latest hit This Is What You Came For, he tweeted to confirm that she did, as well as providing vocals for the track.
And she sings on a little bit of it too 🙃
Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual https://t.co/vW3yGOIJit— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
This is where things get a bit dodge - Harris blasted Swift for her behaviour following their split and vowed that she wouldn't "bury him" like she did to Katy Perry.
Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though 🤔
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Yikes.
Katy Perry responded with a Hilary Clinton GIF, as one does.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016
With Swift's career effectively lying in tatters following the Twitter take-downs, let's take a look at some of the different avenues she can go down now.
Pet groomer
Her strong relationship with her cats, Doctor Meredith Grey and Detective Olivia Benson, (no, really), suggests that grooming could be a good career move for her.
And by groomer, we don't actually mean 'full-time cat lady'. Nope. Not at all. We swear.
The Great British Bake-Off contestant
Swift is a bit of a baking aficionado, but turned away from the hobby to pursue other interests, including making loads of money and dating loads of men. Now presents the ultimate opportunity to get back into - and maybe even rebuild some bridges.
Wedding singer
Considering she loves crashing peoples' weddings so much, why shouldn't she get paid for it?
Let the record show that she does not, however, perform covers of Calvin Harris or One Direction songs. Soz.
Lisdoonvarna matchmaker
It makes sense really, considering her vast experience when it comes to being in a relationship. I'm sure the match-making festival in Lisdoonvarna in September are only DYING to have her on board.
The real question is, what would Shake It Off sound like, trad-style?
