It’s Tuesday and you know what that means - it’s time for Dave’s Bad Jokes!
Here's just a few of the classics/clangers today:
Alison sent this one:
Going to a deodorant party at the weekend - roll on Saturday!
This one came in from Murphagram:
I asked Oliver Twist if he wanted to be part of the Rugby World Cup Sweepstake at the office and he said, "Please sir, can I have Samoa?"
Shane said:
My sister just had a baby boy, they decided to name him Mark, but with a C. I dunno, it just sounds like a weird name - Cark.
And Gerry's offering was:
Why do monkeys carry their babies on their backs? Have you ever tried to get a buggy up a tree?
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