Jemima Packington is the only asparamancer in the world
OK, so I've heard of mystics gazing into crystal balls, reading tarot cards and deciphering tea leaves in China cups as methods of predicting what will happen in the future, but flinging asparagus about the place is a new one to me!
Jemima describes herself as "the world's only asparamancer", which is a person who casts asparagus spears on a flat surface to reveal what is in store by the patterns they make.
Dermot and Dave caught up with the English spaewife to get a glimpse of what is to come in 2020.
The 64-year-old oracle claims we will be shocked some high-profile sport star scandals, that Brexit and veganism will plateau and that we can expect more royal babies.
#Aspara-guess
Check out Jemima's predictions in full by pressing the play button on screen.
