*hijacks remote control

Whether delicate after lettin' loose at EP, raging that the Kingdom didn't stop the 5-in-a-row (I'm a Mayo man) or just feeling those Monday blues, Maria's Telly is here to help you out.

Dermot and Dave's human TV guide us through this week's highlights.

Monday, RTÉ One @9pm - Living with Lucy

Our favourite sleepover specialist is back for a brand new series:

I’m back with my new #livingwithlucy series!!! It starts on Monday night at 9pm on ⁦@VirginMedia_One⁩ with the beautiful ⁦@grainne_seoige⁩ ❤️ pic.twitter.com/ZiSzPOpHAh

— Lucy Kennedy (@KennedyLucy) August 29, 2019

And speaking of slumber parties, Stacey Dooley's putting her own twist on a fly-on-the-wall series - Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over:

Two's company, but is three a crowd? @StaceyDooley moves in with a polyamorous throuple to find out... #StaceySleepsOver starts next Wednesday at 10pm! pic.twitter.com/x8kAB9dAyY

— W (@wchannel) August 28, 2019

But if that ain't your thang and you're looking for something more magical - RTÉ One is the place to be @9:30pm Wednesday night:

Last, and maybe least, is the 18th series of Made In Chelsea, which hits our screens @9pm on E4 tonight (Monday):

Ohh, and let's not forget about Maria's Movie of the Week...

Check out Maria's  recommendations in full by pressing the play button on screen.