What is with Irish people and border security at airports? We just don't know how to conduct ourselves.

Maybe it's from years of watching Nothing To Declare, Border Force and Border Control? And I suppose Michaella McCollum and Melissa Reid's antics in South America didn't help us either. Damn you 'Peru Two'!

Well whatever it is, Dermot Whelan and Dave Moore had their own real-life encounter with the Australian customs whilst on holiers.

We know they have two dodgy heads on them - but drug smugglers??

They were brought in for questioning, but did they crumble?

Our listener's then shared their hilarious security mishaps. Most involving food.

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