Fact sure is stranger than fiction
With the continuing shambles over at the House of No-Common-Sense, Gift Grub imagines what Brexit would be like if it was a soap opera.
So get cracking on your cockney lads as we head over to the Queen Vic for Brexenders.
Featuring a twisted love story, drama (lots of drama) and not a f**k being given - it's the lock-in Europe will never forget!
Where's Phil Mitchell when you need him?
Check out the fun in full by pressing the play button on screen.
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