With a nationwide hosepipe ban looming, Christy Moore has been “ruminating” about curtain-twitching neighbours, garden snitching, and the fear of living like it’s East Germany in 1973.
So what does a legend do when the country’s under water restrictions? He writes a song, of course.
From dirty jiggly bits to patriotic one-flush tactics, have a listen to Christy’s brand-new hosepipe-ban ballad.