What do you do when the 'Theatre of Dreams' turns into a bit of a nightmare?.
A few weeks ago, the Man U manager expressed his concern for Old Trafford, "lacking any atmosphere". He reckons the fans have lost their voice, and need to step it up a gear if their club is to succeed.
On the back of this, Mourinho and the head honchos of Manchester United, have suggested they hand out music sheets with lyrics so the fans can sing-along in a chorus of support.
But can a stadium-sized karaoke really improve players performances?.
José thinks it will, so has written his own version of the Talking Heads classic anthem, 'Once in a Lifetime', where he takes a look at where he, and the club, are at right now.
Is the nonchalance turning into more of a 'I don't care' vibe? It's hard to know, but here's a bit of 'special punk' to let us know how he's feeling.
You can listen to the track in full by pressing play in the image above the headline.
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