As Michael D seeks a second term as Uachtaráin na hÉireann, it looks like it isn't going to be a smooth run back to the Áras.
Usually, the president of Ireland returns to office unopposed but this time, for only the second time in the history of the modern state, the incumbent president has been challenged.
We've already heard about some of the 'potential' candidates (who haven't a hope in hell) but on this morning's Liveline, Joe Duffy received a flutter of calls from some new contenders and pretenders.
Brian Cody, Jake Carter and the Happy Pear twins all pitch their policies.
Let's just hope the country votes our fun-size 'Miggeldy Higens' back in. Could you imagine 'Bres4Pres'!?
You can listen to the fun in full by pressing the play button in the image at the top of the page.
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