"It might be a few days before I get back to ya though"

Unless you've been living in a sand bunker over the past few days, you'll know that the Champion Golfer of the Year Shane Lowry is on a well deserved bender.

Guinness ✅

Trad band ✅

The Claret Jug ✅

Shane Lowry knows how to celebrate a big win!!!! pic.twitter.com/myICLOrJpr

— Today FM (@TodayFM) July 22, 2019

He's been on a bit of a pub crawl around the capital and as all good sessions go, his mobile is gone off the grid.

Thankfully, the tech heads over at Gift Grub have tapped into the Offaly man's voicemail to hear who has been trying to get in touch - otherwise we would have never heard Michael D's congratulatory poem or Pádraig Harrington in the horrors.

Check out the fun in full by pressing the play button on screen.

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