"I spent 36.34 hours on the couch"
Pádriag Harrington was delighted to be able to watch this year's US Masters as "one of us".
And being a spectator at home meant he could pig out to the golf-fest over the weekend and enjoy Tiger's roar.
He's got some impressive stats...
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