With both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland desperate to win in the Aviva this evening, Radio ROY hosts a pre-match special to take a look at the clash on paper.
It's a testing time once again off the pitch for both the north and south of the country, as Theresa May's barmy Brexit deal slowly unfolds. To get some balance, Roy invites Conservative Party member Jacob Rees-Mogg on to the show, "all credit to toffs".
Southampton teenager Michael Obafemi sees love pouring in for him from across the country. The Nigerian-born player, who has spent most of his life in England, has three countries to choose from - so we need to do all we can to hold on to him, "what a friendly people we are, desperately in need of some pace on the wing", Roy sneers.
But the biggest shock of the broadcast is from regular listeners Ann and Conn, who, for the first time ever, nail the quiz. We've waited a loooooong time for this day.
And Dunphy and Gilesy are on the sauce to celebrate some incredible news.
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