"Even as a last resort... Vom Central"
The government deadlock shows no sign of abating, Fine Gael won't touch Sinn Fein, Fianna Fail won't touch.... Sinn Fein.
Fianna Fail and Fine Gael won't touch each other.
It looks like the only way to sort this out is with a bit of First Dates.
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