Forget about Theresa May's Brexit deal rejection, we're more concerned about Declan Rice's allegiance to his country.
Gift Grub tuned into Today FM's The Last Word, where host Matt Cooper examines the potential consequences a No-Rice deal would have on Ireland.
Regular contributor Charlie Weston offers some financial advice on how to mind your cents once the West Ham midfielder makes his decision (if he ever does).
Michael Healy Rae also voices his concerns over England's Rice stockpile and listener John wants to know, "If Declan Rice decides to leave, can we just ask him again?".
Dec-xit is a very frightening prospect...
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