Two words come to mind really - 'paint' and 'drying'.
After another lacklustre performance by the Boys in Green at the Aviva last night, RTÉ broadcaster Tony O'Donoghue had a few things to get off his chest.
Chatting to Iano, the commentator reveals how delighted he was not to be there for the post-match interview with Martin O'Neill, as he reckons it, "would have been like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
He also likens the game to Brexit, and gives us some info on Séamus Coleman's 'sexist' "man up" comment.
The world's gone mad!
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