The French are at it again, as they seek to cause a revolution - except this time, it's in the world of rugby.
CJ Stander is the latest player in the spotlight as Montpelier have offered an impressive €850k-a-year for the Ireland back-row to leave Munster at the end of this season. That's over DOUBLE what he gets from the IRFU.
To get a better perspective on the story, we gave the South African juggernaut a call.
He starts off by portraying how there is "no prouder Munster man" than him, and it's stereotype gold.
ROG is also on the phone line, for he wants to express his annoyance and bewilderment at the idea of a player turning their back on their club. Three words there Ronan: pot, kettle, black. Zebo's interaction sums this right up. Unbelievable!
Johnny Sexton buzzes the show, but was interrupted just before he could deliver his advice.
With the situation being such a pivotal issue, Munster and Ireland legend Paul O'Connell has released a magical Christmas appeal #dontletthemleave
Finally, rugby commentator Michael Corcoran weighs in with his plea to keep CJ a part of The Red Army...
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