"Loo's yourself in the music, the moment, you want it"

Eminem once famously said that he wrote his best rhymes on the bowl.

So, what do you do if you haven't got his skills but need something else to occupy yourself while doing the business.

First up. The Masters is over but that doesn't mean you can't be the champion of the Jax Cup with Potter Putter 

According to the makers it's a "hilarious gift" Pee-Time = Tee Time

Next up...

SLAM DUMP

No further information is required. Just know that the model featured questioned many things in his life that day.

 

If Golf or Basketball aren't your thing, what about soccer with this imaginatively titled, Toilet Football Game

If sport isn't your thing and you want to exercise your brain while you exorcise your bowels, what about some Maze Themed Toilet Roll

 

Now if you're having trouble getting things moving on the toilet them what about moving the toilet!

Remote Control Toilet

The makers suggest you serve snack in it to your children and maybe even your other half.

"Here's Dad again with his motor bowl...Oh Christ"