Watching sex scenes with your parents is zero craic.
It was mortifying when you were younger, and it's still not in the least bit acceptable now that we're older and wiser.
There's something horrifying about watching two stars get it on with each other on the telly as you sit next to your Ma and Da.
If you think you had it bad as a child spare a thought for Daragh from Carpenterstown in Dublin who had it way way worse than you.
Trust us.
Daragh's mammy obviously went to The Simpson's School of Parenting.
She was a fan of the episode where they make Bart smoke 200 cigarettes after they catch him smoking in an effort to put him off for life.
Here comes the horror show - Daragh's Mam discovered a stash of adult movies under his bed, and applied her Simpson's logic parenting skills to the situation.
That's right folks, she sat Daragh down, picked one of the more graphic films from the bunch, and made Daragh watch the entire thing while she sat beside him.
We have no words.
Irish Mams can dish out some seriously horrifying punishments, #DermotAndDave might have discovered the worst one - look how red they go! 😳 pic.twitter.com/RTlDo5nNMA
— Today FM (@todayfm) March 21, 2017
