They say there's a holiday for everything and July 31st celebrates the G-Spot.
Today is 'National Orgasm Day' and we couldn't let it pass without getting in on some of the action (no pun intended).
The Internet is a weird and wonderful place, and for the next 12 hours it will be full of sex jokes, some great, some anti-climatic - such is life.
Here's the very best comments about 'National Orgasm Day' that Twitter has got to offer.
It's National Orgasm Day so go fuck yourself: https://t.co/ZLueO99vu2
— Damien Mulley (@damienmulley) July 31, 2015
As is tradition, I am enjoying #NationalOrgasmDay with the family.
— mohib (@chuuew) July 31, 2015
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP DOING JOKES ABOUT NATIONAL ORGASM DAY!? *shakes fist*
— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) July 31, 2015
The wives of pirates often just pretend to orgasm to get themselves off the hook. #NationalOrgasmDay
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 31, 2015
Of course, for premature ejaculation sufferers, #NationalOrgasmDay was yesterday.
— Dan-dan-daaaaaaan!!! (@DanPeroni) July 31, 2015
The women laughing at your National Orgasm Day jokes are faking it.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 31, 2015
I would make a joke about #NationalOrgasmDay, but I've got a headache and I'm not in the mood.
— Wardy (@td_ward) July 31, 2015
Slow claps for each and every one of you.
Now go forth and ENJOY YOURSELVES you crazy kids.
