It's the magic number. But it can also be the scariest one.
THREE WORDS. That is all. Once you hear them the stomach drops and the arse falls out.
We asked Fergal D'Arcy Show listeners to share theirs and you guys didn't disappoint.
Here's a selection of the best.
These are The Fergal D'Arcy Show Three Word Horror Stories
The one that used to scare us to death is “who said mass?” 😱😱
(After pretending to go to mass when really we’re down in the corner shop eating pick n mix)
"....And it's yours" - ANONYMOUS
“No I’m fine” - no, no you're not :-/ Brian in Clondalkin
“Are you free?” - when the boss comes over to you. Arrrrhggghhh!
“Right now folks”
Out of tea’ ‘immersion left on’ ‘no bread left’ - Mary O Donnell in Fermoy
'There's no tea' - Tiernan Byrne
'call me now' - Mags in Tipp
“No I’m grand” - NEVER good. - Barry in Cork
'The wooden spoon' Grace from Sandyford,
I'll better it with 2 word's Fergal, "insufficient funds" - Molly McGuire, Waterford
'It's your round!!!' - Liam Clarke, Ballinteer
“Last orders please” from Paul In Tipperary
"It's your turn" , especially when talking about nappy changes. Becci and Shay in castlebar.
“Over data limit! - Mairead Daly
“Was that it?” - Anonymous
“Mammy - Missed Call" - Paul McGarry, Mayo,