Irish mammy, Vicky Gray, has found herself in a very strange position.
After spending the weekend at a hen party, her five year old son found something very unusual in her bag. Let's just call it a squishy ding ding...
We don't really know how to explain this in an appropriate manner so here's the post Vicky put up on Facebook:
God love her, she'll have to burn the house down.
Suggestions so far have included a mixture of water and vinegar to break down the grease or just giving up and painting over it twice!
Check out Dermot and Dave's chat with Vicky on this morning's show,