We just finished having the bathrooms done in our new house (when we moved in, they were old, leaky and carpeted – yuck) and yesterday, the new toilet was fitted. Yay, new jacks!
Noel (homeworks.ie – they are brilliant) asked me where I wanted the toilet roll holder and I said, ah wherever. And he said, no – you have to be comfortable. And he then told me to sit on the toilet to see where’s comfortable. I most certainly will not! Sit on a toilet in front of three lads? OMG no!
He thought it was really funny that I wouldn’t sit on the toilet (sit on the toilet, I mean, really!) because he does this work every day of the week, and I thought, maybe I’m a weirdo?
Even typing this, I feel flushed (har har) and I think it comes from the recurring dream I have where I’m on the toilet and the walls disappear and them I’m in public with my pants down. No? Just me? (I should clarify that nobody asked me to perform anything on the new jacks – just see what was comfortable).
Anyway – it turns out I’m not the only weirdo in the world. Far from it! Thanks to the listeners of the Early Breakfast, you wonderful, weird bunch.
Paula, I think you're gone beyond weird, in fact, weird is a dot you! Dave
I get really conscious of the way I walk if I think somebody is watching...weirdo. Mark
I recently dropped a plate in the kitchen just to see what would happen. (It broke).
Paula, I add up all number plates and try to divide them evenly. I'd never buy a car if the number plate didn't adhere to this rule. Andy
Hey @sweetpmac weird is my middle name had a chat with friends re earphones - no one else puts theirs back into the little box to mind them
— Laineymoo (@LaineyPM) February 15, 2017
Yesterday, while leaving Tesco, I had to walk through a load of pigeons and I said “excuse me” to them.
If I start thinking about breathing, my breathing becomes really weird and I can’t get back into a normal rhythm of breathing. Darren, Kilkenny.
@sweetpmac it could have been worse - they could have asked u to try out shower 2 c where towel holder goes!!!
— Kevin Clarke (@Finisklin) February 15, 2017
