Hi I cut the top off of two of my fingers with a hay mowing machine because I was in a rush to meet a girl at a dance. Twas supposed to be our first real date but we never met after that as I ended up in hospital.

Hi Lou. I was putting rubbish in the outside bin. As I went outside one of my friends closed the sliding patio door it was dark the kitchen light was on so I walked through the door head first. Needless to say glass blood everywhere and scared for life lol 

Hey guys, I fell through my laundry basket when I was trying to close my window, (I'm tiny) sprained my ankle

I broke my ankle and leg on my 39th birthday running away from a bonfire I had just lit...

Oh & also I went to hospital to visit a friend and I ended up in A&E!! I fainted and banged my head! 

Hi Louise Anne. I was cycling over a speed ramp in flip flops with my foot under the peddle and took my toenail off!! Ouch!!!!!! 

I was giving my first injection as a student nurse into a patient's ass and I was so nervous that I put the needle through my thumb and attached myself to his ass with the needle going through my thumb and his ass. The nurse who was supervising me wasn't looking so I had to call out loud for help without alarming the patient that I was stuck to his ass. That's my thumb injury. 

Hiya Louise slipped getting into bath tore ligaments and cartilage in knee had surgery still attending physio and on a stick for walking aaagh 

At my old Christmas party while dancing a few of us collided and I fell over. Got back up dancing, was so sore ended up in A&E! Broke my little toe and off work for 3 months!!!!

Hi Louise. I was too lazy to walk the dog so I brought my bike. The dog ran in front of the bike. I pulled the front break and went straight over the handlebars. Needed four stitches in my chin.

My brother broke his front teeth reaching for a slice of pizza. Well he slipped when he turned to take a slice from the box..

I got a strangulation of my testicals while cycling 

I broke my ankle bringing in turf! I just went over on it and it broke!! 

I dislocated my shoulder celebrating when Robbie Keane scored a penalty against Spain in 2002 World Cup. Needed surgery to fix it.

While swatting a daddy long legs out of the room dislocated my shoulder. Two weeks before my wedding