Festival season is in full swing-a-ling and along with the face wipes and fiddly tents, you can be sure of one thing: People whingeing about the price of tickets. Well next time you're in the company of one such moaning minnie you might want to drop this diamond encrusted nugget...
The Secret Solstice Festival in Iceland has a just announced the sale of a festival ticket that will set you back the jaw smashing total of $200,000!
Taking place on the 19-21 June the VIP experience to end all VIP experiences include extravagancies only likely to be found on an Elton John's to-do list. So what do you get for all that cash?
Well.. the ticket includes first class return flights from anywhere on the planet, a luxury five bedroom villa in Reykjavík for five nights, helicopter transfers, a private experience at the famed Blue Lagoon, personal assistants, a private car service and driver on-call 24/7, private 100ft yacht party (including skeet shooting and golf), private chefs every night, lunch inside the magma chamber of a dormant volcano, aerial tours of Iceland, and of course there is unlimited access to Secret Solstice 2015 and all side-events (including the glacier rave).
The idiot...sorry buyer will also be treated to a private performance at their holiday residence in Reykjavík by one of Secret Solstice 2015's headline acts.
To break all that down; this is what you get:
- First class flights for two to Iceland during Secret Solstice festival from anywhere on Earth
- Unbridled all-access passes to every area of the Secret Solstice festival site
- Introductions where possible to any Secret Solstice artists during the 2015 event
- Your own five-bedroom luxury villa in Reykjavík for five nights
- Private performance by one of this years headlining Secret Solstice artists at your holiday residence in Iceland
- Personal chef for every meal upon request
- Two personal assistants, and private security for the entire weekend on call 24/7
- Private executive saloon car and chauffeur on-call 24/7
- Exclusive access to the executive lounge, as well as in-water massages at the world famous Blue Lagoon, with helicopter transfers to and from Reykjavík
- A private tour to one of Iceland's infamous volcanoes, rappelling inside the magma chamber. Lunch will be prepared inside the magma chamber for you, with live music provided by an Icelandic Secret Solstice act
- Your own escorted self-drive tour of Iceland's Golden Circle, showing you sights not listed on any map for a truly personal experience
- Private whale and dolphin watching tour aboard a 100-foot yacht complete with food prepared by a personal chef, drinks, music, golf & skeet shooting from deck of yacht, and more
- Icelandic food experiences, and meals cooked on the festival site as requested
- Five hour Iceland nature helicopter tour
- Helicopter transfers to all private tours
- Fully stocked bar at your accommodation
- Exclusive bottle service at Secret Solstice festival, and at Reykjavík nightclubs upon request
- All drinks included for the entire duration of the stay
Before you reach for the smelling salts we should reassure you that this ticket is for two people so really it's actually good value....right? *returns to rocking back and forth and laughing loudly
