"I tell my wife a little lie every time she asks me does my bum look big in this. I say no."
"My wife told me that she doesn't hear the kids when they wake at night because she is a heavy sleeper. Like a muppet I believed this until recently she owned up on her baby blog. She got away with it for 2.5 years."
"I've three boys and when they ask 'do you have a favourite?' I always say 'no, of course I don't' but I definitely do, and most parents are the same"

"My dad's sister used to pretend she was an orphan because she was so embarrassed by her family!"
"My mam isn't great online but still attempts to top up her mobile phone. However she hasn't a clue what she's at! She then asks me to do it for her. My 'internet is always down'. She's changed her password so many times she hasn't a clue what it is."
"Once I postponed an interview and said my grandmother died but actually my dog was sick. I still got the job.
"I turn into a pathological liar in the pub if someone I don't like chats to me..."

"Met a girl in a club in town I was living in. The following weekend she asked if I wanted to meet her family, they were coming down to visit her. I said no I was busy going to a rally that night (which I did) but she saw me on TV at a GAA football game with an ex!"
"I'll be honest and say I've told a few fibs to Lia, Ann and yourself on the show once or twice when you've had me on but the fibs were always funny :-)"
"My little white lie has to be the most widely told white lie because no matter what form I'm in if someone asks me how I am I say 'sure I'm only fantastic babe' because who actually means it when they ask in passing"

"My usual lie is 'God, I've spent all day cleaning but the house still looks a mess. So annoying!' It sounds much better than 'I ate cake and watched an entire series of Friends!'"
"'I love you too' - commonly told lie!"
"I pretend that I have to stay overnight with work as I drive around the country. I'm really avoiding night feeds."
"Always tell the people that carry out those phone surveys that they got me at a bad time and I'm on my way to work regardless of the time of day"
