1) "I can't be doing with this."
YES. You can. It's NEVER warm. Just let us have a few days of good weather. C'mon!
2) "It's very close."
Hmmm, what exactly does this mean? We all say it but we haven't a notion what we are actually muttering.
3) "Beer garden?"
One ray of sunshine and we go running in our droves to the nearest green patch.
Nothing like squishing into a sweltering beer garden with thousands of other people trying to catch that one ray.
4) "And I was only pumping sweat."
That phrase really paints a charming picture doesn't it?!
5) "You just don't know what to be wearing do you?"
Start with clothes. That'd be a massive help.