Today on Ticket or Flick it, we asked for your tried and tested substitute swear words...

Louise my statement is "cursed jeyes fluid on you ya bucking basket"

Cheese is priced almightily or in the name of james street

I usually say fizzlestick or surica when I feel the need

Shut the front door

I use " brother pucker " :)

I mind a 4 year old who says Beem bom and uses it for a bad word.. He knows it's not but love to use it when his sister annoys him..

Hi Louise and Ann, my relations in Donegal say Book all the time instead of the F word, maybe it's a Donegal thing I'm not sure!

I have been known to say 'Oh my fraggle rock'!

Hi girls,...What a load of trollask…

When something goes wrong wit me at home with the young ones I always just say achkaynell really fast, nothing bad about it but I get my point across.

Hi girls I always say 'Holy hullabaloo on a shingle' in front of my nieces. I have no idea what it means but it just comes out of me when I want to say something worse.

Ahh BALLCOCKS.

Frick! If ur mad. . Gettin madder. Frick it! And when losin it. . Double frick!

What the fudge!

Tabernacle I think that means Jesus Christ in Quebec! I love saying it.

Oh BH (bloody hell)

I use "bucket" a lot instead of f##k it

"Bucking fastard" is one I use or "the lamb of jezus"

Ah for the love of hamster fluff

Mucking Furder

Truck it is the fake swear word in this house…