Here's Noni's final campaign speech ahead of GE2020.
Our Limerick lady is urging people to Vote Chawwwklit and Vote Noni Number 1.
According to Noni we have turned our back on old Ireland.
An Ireland when "we could smoke in mass, and telly didn't start until 4 o'clock in the day. When women drank babycham, cried in the utility room, and had the same haircut for 40 years"
The little minx also had a thing or two to say about the alternatives to voting for Noni, "Fine Gael are like a king size double decker, you think it’s gonna feel different but it’s just more of the same kiid.
Fianna Fáil, they’re like eating a Flake, starts out great but pretty soon they wreck the place.
And Sinn Féin are like Turkish Delight – seriously dodgy."
That last part is a bit rich coming from Noni.
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