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Angelina Recoils in Horror at Prospect of Eating Rasher Sandwich

Angelina Jolie's reportedly set to play Nigella Lawson in a movie about her life.  The film would ch...
TodayFM
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10:03 AM - 7 Jan 2014



Angelina Recoils in Horror at...

The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show

Angelina Recoils in Horror at Prospect of Eating Rasher Sandwich

TodayFM
TodayFM

10:03 AM - 7 Jan 2014



Angelina Jolie's reportedly set to play Nigella Lawson in a movie about her life. 
The film would chart the ups and downs of Nigella - including the recent trial.

This is ALL WRONG! They need somebody with Nigella’s womanly wiles, with her lack of belief in low-fat cooking and massive appetite. I await your call, Hollywood. (Just to prove to you how serious I am, I’m off to have a stripped loin of winter swine in cottage loaf. Read: a rasher sambo).

 

Charlie Sheen didn’t get married to the porn star – he was just being “funny”.

He wanted to wind up his ex wife Denise Richards.

He said, 'I wanted to give Denise a stroke!!!' though it's unclear if his declaration had the intended effect.

Denise has bent over backwards to let him be a part of his children's lives, when she could probably have his parental rights stripped away very easily. To the Bold Step, Charlie you baold shtump.

Ed Sheeran's hitting the road for a tour later on this year. Yay! He’s coming to Ireland on Monday (boo) the 6th October and you can purchase your tickets this Friday. I saw Ed perform and met him at Electric Picnic and he is as lovely off stage as he is on. Which is really a great deal of lovely. 



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