Britney Spears is set to be a real life Disney Princess after being offered a deal to star as Cinderella in a London pantomime this year.

She has reportedly been offered £500,000 – after Kim Kardashian and Kylie Minogue turned down the role (Kim K as Cinderella? Huh?!)

In fairness, she won’t have to do a whole lot – a source says:

 “Britney will feature and maybe sing a song or two – but the rest of the cast will carry the burden. There will be some big name co–stars."

Britney + Cinderella = 2001 album nostalgia.

Sinead O'Connor is due to start one of her dream jobs this week- volunteering at a medical centre for retired soldiers.

She is currently living in the States, recovering after a traumatic period in her life last year.

She updated her Facebook page with the following message;

“Very happy as have just arranged to sign up next week for volunteer work with Chicago Veteran’s medical services. Yay! Secret lifelong dream come true.”

Harrison Ford is NOT a felon. Last week, a trainee officer was being taught how to enter reports into the police computer system and used Harrison’s name for practice.

However instead of deleting the entry, the cop accidentally set Ford’s made-up arrest live – falsely stating that he was arrested last week for 'inflicting corporal injury on spouse/cohabitant' and possession of a controlled substance.

Ford was not in the US at the time of the incident.

Police eventually realised the mistake and removed the entry from their records.