Noel Gallagher is obsessed with Wayne Rooney. Obsessed! He apparently hates him – but never stops talking about him. Over the weekend, he even dedicated a song to him. Kind of. He said;
“It’s called: ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ and I’d like to dedicate it to Wayne Rooney’s hair.
“Wayne’s hair - this one’s for you.”
Salmon like youuuuuuu!
Adele has unexpectedly found a passion for...fishing! She told the crowd in Norway that she had been fishing that morning, and caught a salmon trout – and she and her son cooked and ate it for dinner!
Lily Allen announced the arrival of Bank Holiday Records yesterday, on the actual Bank Holiday.
She said: “Warner asked me to set up my own record label and I asked my bro @TheoMotive to run it.
"Putting out good music and having a laugh while doing so is the plan!”
Meryl Streep said she gave up singing early on and proceeded to ruin her voice with “smoking, drinking and debauchery”.
The aul humbleness is nice but unnecessary, Meryl. Also, debauchery sounds like fun this Tuesday morning. Let's have some of that.
