Most of us have to deal with traffic jams on the way to work.

If you live in India, it could be an over attentive elephant. "Hi Mr Walsh. Erm...I'm afraid I'm going to be late. There's an elephant sitting on my bonnet. No, I haven't been drinking."

And, just wait until you take it to the mechanic (sharp intake of breath)

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