"Erm, did you make that appointment at the beautician's yet love?"
Just add a pair of stilettos and your set for that night out.

It looks like a wind-up but these winter leggings are made from the hair of Orenburg goats in Russia. The goats are normally reserved for shawls but the company selling them has now branched out into leggings.
You may look like an extra from The Chronicles Of Narnia but the hair is very sought after because of it's warth and silky smooth feel.

Look they are for reals:
If you want to surprise your other half with these amazing hairy pants.
(Just imagine their face lighting up on Christmas day...awwww.)
You can buy them here